Creative nicknames

I shall talk about the creative nicknames which my fellow colleagues of the same nationality, same race, same age group, same position created.

First is lemon, one of the senior PT and the one in charge of prescription (inpatient discharge) area. She is also like the 2nd incharge of PT, if i am not wrong. How this nickname came about? I just gain more understanding on Sat. Apparently at the start, when i asked one girl, she just told me that she wore yellow that day. Until yesterday, my dear alien friend told me it is because she is always so sarcastic. She is also a hypocrite person. She would tell us how disgusting it is to hear the Filipinos speaking in the Philippines and they are turning our place into a mini Lucky Plaza. But behind our back, she actually gave a treat to the Filipinos. Can you see the difference between her words and actions?

Second is 小倩。倩女幽魂的小倩。为什么？ 她喜欢飘来飘去看你在做什么。而且无声无息，因此为-飘。真是就高境界！活生生的人竟能练就飘移大法！让我大开眼界！She is the operations pharmacist, so she is in charge of the operation of the pharmacy. She is all smiley, very nice person and has a green name tag- meaning service quality award. Oh ya, lemon also has this award too.

Let's talk about how powerful her Chinese gongfu is. On Thu, there was only my friend and i packing the meds (there is still someone typing and generating labels), as i am back from lunch and she is scheduled for a late lunch. Where's the rest? Lunch. Lousy arrangement, i would say. (On fri, there is only another friend and i. She's typing and generating labels, while i pack. Fantastic.) Ok, back to the topic. My friend and i were talking but our hands did not stop. Suddenly, she said, “不要讲话，赶快帮我pack. 很多prescription.” My friend talk back and said, "but we are packing". What's the point of talking back, she is your superior. At this moment, you should just say yes or just shut up and do your packing.

Thing is when did she appear? Her Chinese gongfu nearly landed me in ICU. Power!

Last one is 五千块, alright this one is not very creative. There are Bruneians who are here to train and learn how to be a PT. Heard that their salary is $5000 a month. Training in SGH and would be back to their superb country to be a PT back there. They comment that they hate Singaporeans. If you hate us so much, why stay and use our patient and taxpayers' money? So do i hate you 3, but not all the Bruenians. Laughed at me on the 2nd day of work, when i asked about the location of a drug.

And why start a conversation with us trying to find out how much bonus we got on Bonus Day? None of your biz. And we just started working, what bonus are we entitled to? Besides, your pay is $5000, we just have a miserable $1359.50 after CPF and CDAC. No matter how much bonus we get, it is still lesser than your $5000 every month.